June 2004

Whitsun holiday 2004

Monday 31st May

Bank holiday and we are getting our plane this evening and so decided to head off to the airport early afternoon, to avoid the crowds leaving Margate at tea time.

We parked up, waited for check in, which for once they opened up early and then went through and had something to eat.  This time we are with CTA.  The flight is due to take off at 22.00 and as usual we take off at 23.00.  Only a short delay compared to what we have had before.

Tuesday 1st June 

After an uneventful flight and only managing about an hours sleep, we arrive at the new Ercan airport around 7.00 am.  Ercan has been shut for about the last 18 months whilst they have been upgrading it, so they say to European standards.  It was all very nice and clean and shiny tiles on the floor but there only appears to be 2 carousels and when I went to the Ladies, only 4 toilets.  It would have been a little more sensible to have had more if two planes land at once!

However, after waiting outside for about 15 minutes, our car arrives and we drive off in the early morning sun to our house.  The first thing we notice driving up the hill is that the building below is taking shape and looks a total monstrosity.  We fear that as they have the height of a floor as a basement, then it will be another two floors above this.  We are just hoping that it will not take any of our sea view away.  Also the builders across the road are working and putting up a boundary wall.  At the moment it looks really ugly but Lena and Willy (the Swedish couple) assure us that they will be finishing it off in due course. So, inside our home and we leave the suitcases and go in swimming!  Our first swim in our own pool and in spite of the noise from the building around us, it is lovely to be swimming in our own pool at last.

We have a new fence at the front of the property but it appears that is all that has been done since our last visit.  Disappointing but then we should be used to this by now.  We also notice that where the fence has been put, someone has been below it with a digger and channelled out some sort of clearing but we can’t make out what this is for because it doesn’t appear to be big enough for a house to be built on.

We spend the rest of the day doing bits trying to keep awake!  We went to get some shopping and decided on a barbecued chicken and rice to take home to save us cooking.

We called on Gwen and Peter and spent a couple of hours there.  So nice to see them again. I noticed Mal almost nodding off and so we came back home.   I think we just about managed to eat dinner before going to bed at 8.00pm!  An hours sleep on the plane the previous night obviously was catching up with us.

Wednesday 2nd June

We woke up around 6 am and a quick cup of tea and then in the pool.  Wonderful, the sun shining down and our own pool.  Sorry to keep on about this but it has been one of our dreams and it has actually happened!

After breakfast and a shower we drove into Girne.  We went into the electricity office as we do not appear to have been left a bill.  (They leave it in your meter box).  The first bill we had of course is in England so we took the meter number and asked if we could pay (you get fined for late payment!)  Mal queued up at the desk to pay and he took one look at the number and told us we have to go next door and ask for Mr Ali and he would sort out what I presume to be our customer number.  Off we go and Mr Ali tries to look up Malcolm Channing on his computer and then decides to send us back to where we started but the other window. Mr Ali is complaining that they keep sending people up to him when the record books are down there!  This is the problem you get when no one has addresses, added to which of course we live in between Malatya and In�esu so never know which to say, usually saying both which adds to the confusion.  Eventually it was found under Mr Malcolm John!  We will know next time.  We then have the correct information and return to the payment window. We are then told that our bill was 13 million, roughly a fiver.  Not bad considering that this covers when we were last here and also we have the pool going all the time now. Mal has estimated that the pool costs us about �500 a year to maintain.  So, Mal gave him 60 million TL, so we have 47 million in credit. Well actually that is not true, we had about 20p late payment penalty, so a bit less in credit!

The Electricity Office

After this long and drawn out process I spot a dress in the shop opposite and while I am trying it on, the owner is teaching Mal Turkish tongue twisters.  Dress bought and off to buy a drinking water cooler.  We bought it in the same shop as we took our TV to, to be chipped.  The water cooler is 160 million TL and we also buy a large bottle of water to go with it, a monkey wrench and an upright fan (in preparation for August).  So then of course we have to go back and get the car so we can pick all this up, having to make a detour as the whole of the High Street has been dug up and this is causing chaos.  We also stopped at a garage as they were selling cars which unusually had prices on but most had English plates, so this cost would not be the final cost! Not much success there.

Back home and Mal and I tried to fit the loo roll holder and towel rail etc in the bathroom.  What a job.  We were both a bit nervous about drilling into the tiles but they are up and no cracked tiles!

Later Lena and Willy (the Swedish couple from across the road) arrived for a visit.

The ‘Dog House’, other side of the road

They had a cold beer and sat and chatted and Lena told me that they have 6 dogs and occasionally look after other dogs but they have put the pens down in the ravine so they should not bother us.  Sounds fair enough as long as we don’t hear constant barking all the time. A bit difficult to hear much above the building works surrounding us!  They previously lived in Lapta and are moving here and she has told us that the people in In�esu kept complaining about them building where they are.  I have noticed that they have visited their site with a jeep with ‘Dog Hotel’ written on the side.  She said nothing about opening a dog hotel next to us.

We intended moving a lot of the stones left the other side of our wall, to use in the garden but by the time they left and we had dinner, we had little inclination and had a couple of drinks instead and then bed.

Thursday 3rd June

Up early again and in the pool!  Had breakfast and then went to get some shopping.  We went into ‘Bell’ frozen food place and bought a case of particularly good wine we had previously.  Turkish wine is not the best wine in the world.  Whilst Mal was paying for this, I read a notice about ‘NCDC’ – the dog hotel is changing location and to ring Lena and Willy on the number below.  Well, Lena you have not been entirely honest have you?!  We will see, after all we came here for the peace and quiet. Having said that if the barking is going on all the time, the people in both villages will hear it as much as us as it resounds around the mountain. THIS is obviously why they were complaining. I know her dogs are there at the moment even though the house isn’t finished and they only seem to bark when they arrive to feed them.  She did however yesterday, volunteer to loan me some dogs if I was missing Barney!  Obviously we can’t get one of our own yet because we will be backwards and forwards for a while.

Meanwhile the work below goes on. You will see what I am trying to say about the basement, which it looks as though is being filled in for foundation as they are right next to a ravine.

The house below.

Willy has told us it is a Russian man who is building it.  He also told us that it was going to be the securing basement, two further stories and then towers on top like the Kremlin.  I fear that he has a similar sense of humour to Mal.  But the towers will be the only parts missing!

Mal spent quite a while trying to start a design for the side garden.  So far I have a rotary drier up there and that is all! One thing at a time, we still don’t know for sure where our legal entrance is and now the boundary wall is going up around the dog house, that won’t give much room to manoeuvre a car in should the drive have to be moved.

Also our new water dispenser decided to flood out so we had a mopping up operation and realised that the water bottle had a hole in it!!

Gwen and Peter came round in the afternoon.  Poor things they have a problem with their sewage and have been up to their elbows in ‘crap’.  Peter has a Kanga hammer and they are still working on it.  Along with this their main access has been cut off.  The guy who evidently owns the road wanted �1,000 from each of them and all the local residents said no and so they now drive round the more difficult way.  We are not alone having problems and a lot would say we have far less problems than most. So, we sat and chatted for a couple of hours and then they went home.  We decided to go out for a meal.  At the bottom of our road and just across the main road is a restaurant called Green Valley and we haven’t tried it before.  Off we went. We bought a new water bottle for the cooler from Behi�ler supermarket.  This is our nearest one which doesn’t stock too much but it does sell the huge water bottles.

On to the Green Valley and we sat outside and it was really nice.  The waiters were chatty and friendly.  I had an excellent brandy sour, Mal had beer.  I had sea bass and all the trimmings and Mal had a T bone steak.  We had fruit afterwards and then two Turkish coffees.  This came to 44 million TL, around �16. Very good.

Back home and we sat on the terrace having a few drinks. I tried to ring Rhys and couldn’t get an answer at the caravan or their home.  I had the feeling something was not right so continued trying to get through (my sons call me a witch!)  After constant ‘busy network’ I finally got through to hear that Ange was still not feeling well and had been at the caravan with the kids and the final straw for her had been when the caravan door smashed. She has gone to stay at her mums for a few days.  Rhys has had all the door repaired, so all is sorted.  Gwen was only asking today had there been any disasters at home!   We ended up going to bed about 1.00am, having also had a discussion on whether we go to the local Beledeysi (council) to see whether Lena and Willy across the road have planning permission for a ‘dog hotel’.  Neither of us believes it will be too disastrous but it is the fact that she is not being entirely honest and also that she is taking us for idiots, that we won’t find things out.

 Friday 4th June

We didn’t wake up until about 8.  Today we planned to go dog walking at the Rescue but when I woke up, I really couldn’t face it.  For those of you that don’t know, at the beginning of May I had to have Barney, our lovely retriever put to sleep.  We were both heartbroken and still miss him terribly.  I just couldn’t face going and seeing all those dogs and also knew that I would now want to take at least Pharaoh home!  I got tearful and so we decided this holiday was not the right time to go.  I still have things here that I put in the container for the dogs but they will keep until we go another time.

Instead we decided to try out the walk, as we look down to the sea, to the right hand side of us.

We started off down into the ravine and then followed the path all the way up. It is a lovely walk and we managed to get photos of the house from angles we haven’t seen before.  Also we found some really lovely wild flowers.

We could not believe the precarious position the house below is being built. (Seen from a different angle from the one we usually see from our terrace!)

The right hand picture shows Mal doing his ‘David Bellamy’ bit!  We went to the top of that part of the mountain and got some really good shots.  Mal took the camcorder and while we were looking down we heard all the shouting and realised that the builders from the ‘dog house’ were in the throws of a fight!!  Mal has it all on camera.  Fists were flying!  Lena had told us that she had two lots of builders there, one building the wall, mainland Turks and the ones doing the house were Turkish Cypriots and that they did not get on.  An understatement but then I think that is Lena’s fort�!  We stood watching way up in the mountain and then after much screaming, shouting and punching, they all left site!

By this time it was coming on to midday and so decided we should head back as it was getting hot.

The house to the left behind us is one that was owned by some Spanish people and has been left since the 1974 divide. In the left picture, you can see (bottom left of picture) where the ‘dog house’ is being built, the other side of the road to us. All the greenery in front of our swimming pool also belongs to us.

Mal with the house in the background.

The road to Malatya

By the time we got home after all the excitement, we were both ready for a swim but as we walked through the door, the mobile rang and it was the carpenter saying that he was heading our way from Girne, so we got back just in time.  He arrived about 10 minutes later.

He put the shelves into the kitchen cupboards and fitted the mirror in the en suite, along with the holes above for the new light fitting.  He also put new boxes in the top kitchen cupboards so that the lights can be refitted above the work surface. So, slowly things are getting done.  We rang Hakan and asked when the electrician could come as we now have no light in the en suite and also the new lights need to be fitted in the kitchen cupboards and then of course the lights around the balustrade of the pool and I have three sets of wall lights to be fitted and it goes on.  Hakan said the electrician will be here tomorrow.  Fingers crossed.

When the carpenter left we went around clearing up the usual mess that these workmen leave, emptied our last kitchen box into the cupboards and then went for a swim and I actually managed to get onto the lilo that we had bought.

As it cooled down we decided we had better move some of the stones to put in the side garden.  This meant going the other side of the wall, filling up the wheel barrow, lifting them individually over the wall, into the wheelbarrow on the other side and then into the garden and laid them out.  We thought if these were left any longer that they would all disappear as although they are our stones, they have been left on somebody else’s land.  Transported the stones, had dinner and went to bed.

Saturday 5th June

We decided to get up early and go into Girne.  We took the water cooler back and he exchanged it for another one as we keep having floods!  We also went round to the Beledeysi office to see if they were open on Saturday mornings, to enquire about the dog hotel but they were closed. We bought another upright fan on the way back and had completed all this by 9.30, ready to wait for the electrician.  We went in for a swim and just as Mal got out of the pool, Willy from the Dog House arrived, full of pleasantries. In actual fact to ask if he could tap into our electricity.  Mal asked him outright if they were having the dog hotel there.  He looked very crestfallen and said it would only be a couple of dogs plus their 6.  Mal had said no, how many did he have planning permission for.  He didn’t answer, so does he have planning permission? Mal said his wife had not been telling me the entire truth and we had lost faith in them when we saw their adverts.  Mal said ‘I always give people two chances, so be honest with me now, how many dogs will you be having there?’ Willy said ‘about 9’ and so Mal said that this would be theirs included and he said no, so it transpires that there will in fact be 15.  Mal called me over and I told him that I was angry with his wife for not telling us the truth and also for treating us like idiots, hoping obviously that we wouldn’t find out anything. I then walked away saying I was saying no more or else I would get angry.  Mal continued talking to him and I think Mals final sentence was ‘It is not whether or not we are happy with the dog house, it is just that trust has been broken, in effect we don’t trust you.’  Willy left.

After his departure I stayed in the pool longer and then we put our house sign up and the door knocker. Still waiting for the electrician!

I spoke too soon, they have just arrived or as Mal has just said, it is three kids arrived playing at electricians!  Well, we hope they know what they are doing. Perhaps we are just getting older.  We had to laugh though because they arrived with tools in carrier bags. It is now half past two so just as well that we went out first thing this morning.

We bought the Cyprus Times today, a weekly English paper and there is an article in there saying that someone had broken into the Animal Rescue and released the animals.  There had been dog fights and injuries and a lot of the animals were traumatised but the majority had been rounded up.  A reward has been offered for any information about the perpetrators.  Perhaps it was just as well we didn’t visit the kennels yesterday.

The electricians put up the lights at the end of the pool, the lights in the kitchen cupboards and also the lights for the mirror in the en suite.  They also put up one set of wall lights and said they ran out of time and would have to do the others another time.  Gwen and Peter arrived while they were here.  They have been really concerned about the dog hotel business. After everyone left, Mal and I cleaned up all the mess the electricians had left and put things back in cupboards and then we went out for a meal at Mirabelles.  As always good food and three courses plus Turkish coffee and brandies for �6.50 a head!  Came back and had a drink on the terrace listening to the cement mixers once again at the house below.  This went on until 11.30, by which time their generator sounded so quiet!

Sunday 6th June

Up early and drove into Girne to the cash machine before the crowds packed in.  It has been chaos in the town and according to Cyprus Today, the work will be continuing for the next three months! On the way back we bought some beers and bits to stock up for August.

Girne High Street!

Hot today about 30 degrees but seems nice and cool on the terrace.  We spent a lot of the day cleaning up and Mal was using the steamer to try and get the paint off the floor tiles.  Had a swim in between and Peter came to do something to the pool. Peter and Mal sat discussing what was going to happen next to the TRNC.  Peter also told us that In�esu and Malatya (we are in between the two) elected not to join the local council but to be managed by their Muhtar.  This means it is probably pointless going into the council concerning our problem about a dog kennel moving in next door and we know from our previous experiences that our Muhtar speaks very little English.  Peter said next time we are here he will introduce us to a translator from In�esu and then we can go and see the Muhtar. I think we have got to keep this all in proportion and if the kennels does go ahead and keeps us awake then we will just have to keep waking them up and telling them!

In the evening we went to Serenity restaurant and had the usual large meal, starting off with the meze which lands in front of you before you can even say ‘actually I am not feeling very hungry’!!

Monday 7th June

The last day of our very short holiday and now we have to last until August when we come with Ange, Rhys and the grandchildren.  We spent the morning getting in some supplies for August, large bottles of water, crisps for the kids and things like that.  In between swimming Gwen and Peter came round for a drink and to say goodbye.  It is always sad seeing them driving off down the hill. Both with long faces, we tidied the rest of the house, took all the outdoor furniture in, locked up and drove to Ercan airport.  The departures of this new airport I am much more impressed with.  They now have signs up listing departures, instead of you just sitting there guessing!  You can also understand the announcements now and it is AIR CONDITIONED!  This will be a bonus in August as previously it was not.  It also has 12 check in desks (compared to three before). There are also now 2 restaurants, so far more room to sit.  As usual Mal and I just sat there wishing we didn’t have to come back to England.  The plane was on time……..looking forward to August!

Easter 2004

Easter Holiday 2004 

Thursday 8th April

Well, at last after all the worry that we would never be getting away to sort out the delivery of our furniture, we know now that we are able to go. We took a leisurely drive up to Stansted, stopping for lunch on the way. We stayed the night at the Stansted Hilton and had a really nice meal in their restaurant and so after all Mals illness, we now are beginning to feel that we are on holiday at last.

Friday 9th April – Good Friday

We were woken up about 4, by people flushing their toilets, hair dryers going, banging cases along corridors, great.  Mal went back to sleep but I didn’t manage it.

We had hot cross buns for our breakfast later and then headed off for the airport. 15.00 was the time on our tickets for our Onur Air flight and when we get there, already it is now 16.00 but no one told us.  We did a bit of shopping and had some lunch and then waited for the plane to board.

Whilst we are waiting we get a text from Peter to say that the beds haven’t been delivered.  These had been promised by Fiskos, to be delivered before 7th April, ensuring nothing would go wrong.  Several texts later, Peter assures us beds will be there ‘but they are not yet’.

As we thought he was thinking up all sorts of contingency plans ‘just in case’.  I think after Peter and Derek visiting the shop, they decided they had better get these sorted out and get something delivered.  Peter evidently waited around most of the afternoon and they finally arrived at 7.00pm. No head boards, no sofa beds but two single beds. Good old Peter.

Meanwhile, back at the airport, all going well so far, even down to the fact that we were first to check in and were offered seats with more leg room. Take off only a quarter of an hour late, three and a quarter hours to Istanbul, three quarters of an hour on the tarmac and then Istanbul to Gecitkale another hour and a half.  We landed, collected out cases and started to look on a board for our name.  This time we have booked a fly drive which means (!?**!?!) we collect the car at the airport.  No board with our name but we see a rep for the travel company we booked through.  He knows nothing about a car and continues herding the package people off to their coaches. Eventually he is left to face us and makes a few phone calls and discovers we have no car.  We are not happy. We suggest that we get a taxi and charge it to Jewels of the World.  He doesn’t think much of our suggestion and instead we are now asked to get on the coach that is going to Riverside. You can imagine how we felt when the last thing we wanted was to be driven round half the night (or rather by now, the early hours of the morning) to everyone’s hotels before arriving at the Riverside.  We know from experience this is the last drop.  Of course we voice our opinions and the rep makes further phone calls and then tells us that he will drop us off at the Acapulco, the first hotel and the car will be waiting for us. We arrive at the Acapulco and are asked to wait in reception and the rep gets us a drink each.  It doesn’t seem like the car has arrived yet.  Yes, it will only be 10 minutes. We wait and wait. We arrived here at 01.20 and the car arrives at 02.30 BUT having asked for a manual, an automatic Focus arrives. I told them I am not driving an automatic.  I was then told this was the only car they had, to which I replied this was total rubbish and we have always managed to get cars in the middle of August and I know they won’t all be rented out.  By now we are all so tired that I suggested to the rep he drive us to our house and then bring me a manual car in the morning.  I think to get shot of us he agrees.  So, we arrive at the house, he drives into the newly gravelled drive and spins the wheels and can’t get up the drive. We get the cases and struggle across something similar to Brighton beach and manage to get to the front door.  The gravel drive has obviously just been a load of stones dumped!  It gets better.  The rep turns tail and heads off, promising to deliver our manual car at 10 in the morning.  Gwen and Peter had left us a loaf of bread and a carton of milk, so we make a cup of tea.  It is so nice to be here at last but the DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!  Still at least the two beds are here.  We have something to be thankful for.

Saturday 10th April

In spite of our late night, we woke up about 7 am, probably because we had opened some of the shutters in the bedroom and the sun was up.  It all seems very strange that this is now our home but everywhere is filthy with builders dust.  They haven’t cleaned up a thing.  We decided that as we both feel so grimy because of it that we are going to have to do the lot.  It is unbelievable, the new tiles in the bathroom and en suite are covered with paint splashes and lumps of glue and goodness knows what else.  How simple it would have been to have put a decorating sheet down. It is over all the other tiles as well but just doesn’t show up so much as on the blue floor tiles.

Gwen and Peter came round and said how surprised they were the state the place was left in, they had even written a ‘welcome home message’ on the bathroom mirror in the dust.  We tell them the tale of why we have no car in the drive and explain it is being delivered at 10 (it is now 11.15!) He does turn up eventually requesting that I drop him back off at the Riverside as he has no lift!

We had a good chat with Gwen and Peter and then football was calling for Peter, who has been promoted within the management ranks of Alsancak football club.

So, first stop for us was Fiskos.  He was full of, ‘oh the sofa bed will be here today’ and the headboards for the other beds during the week. He told us we had good friends in Peter and Derek as they chased him up for the beds.  Well, yes, we kinda needed something to sleep on, on our arrival!  We then went to the pottery to collect our house plaque, ordered last time we were here.  Surprise, there had been a problem and in 6 weeks it still wasn’t ready. It will be ready Friday!!

We must get back into the Cypriot way of thinking.  While we are away nothing gets done, there has always been some ‘problem’ and when someone tells you a time, be it for delivery or whatever, it will be at least two hours later.

On to the supermarket for masses of cleaning things.  Of course my mops and brooms and everything else are in the container. So, we filled our trolley up and had to laugh because as we had spent over �40, we were told to go to the desk at the front of the supermarket and collect our ‘prize’.  We had a choice of a wicker basket or a door mat.  At this stage a door mat seems more useful. We also bought a large amount of drinking water as we are not connected to the mains yet and so water has been delivered into a tank which is not suitable for drinking.

Back to the house and we started the cleaning up operation. Well, I started on the kitchen cupboards as we would then have somewhere to put the shopping away.  I was filling up dustpan after dustpan with builder’s rubble in the cupboards!  I am not certain how much wall we have left behind the cupboards! Mal did all the mopping of the floors and as he said managed to get the first layer of dirt off.

I really wasn’t expecting to be doing this but we had to get rid of some of it because it was getting into our hair and everywhere.

By about 8 o’clock, we had both had enough and washed and went out to eat.  Now this was a task, to get the car back down the drive in the dark!  I managed to reverse up the steepest bit towards the house with wheels spinning but we did it and then drove to Seveners on the main road and had dinner. Back home and bed we were so exhausted.

Easter Sunday 11th April

We woke up to glorious sunshine and had our breakfast on the terrace. Today is going to be our lazy day before the onslaught. However I did get on my hands and knees to clean the bathroom and the en-suite floors again.  I got quite upset kneeling there trying to pick off some of the glue and paint, after all these are all brand new tiles.  Then Mal told me to leave them as Hakan will have to get someone in to clean them.  He keeps saying that it is so obvious that Hakan could not have been up to check on progress at all and seems as though he is sending bad workmen up here, as we know a lot are now going over the border to the South where they can earn far more money.  Mal keeps reminding me that we still have the retention money.  As we go around and notice things, we are now starting a list; I feel it will be a very long list.

I sit on the terrace and then remind myself we have a view to die for and no matter how much building goes on around us; no one can take that away from us.  Talking of which, they have started building the other side of the road below us, as I write this, the workmen are there toiling away and one of them has been up with a huge empty bottle asking if he can have water.

Gwen and Peter arrived and Peter connected the gas to our cooker as only the electric oven worked. Gwen came in her ‘cleaning clothes’ she said but we told her that we did it all yesterday and so there was no need.  It was very nice of her but I am sure she has better things to do with her Sunday.  Once the cooker was completed we sat and chatted and then they went home lunchtime.  The temperature is about 25 degrees and clear skies.  Would have been nice if the swimming pool had been completed and filled!

We have discovered that if we sit on the terrace and try and use a mobile phone, the reception just drops away.  Peter noticed this driving up and so we have to walk around the swimming pool to get a good reception or alternatively go inside the house but then it echoes due to the lack of furniture.

While we sitting on the terrace we saw a convoy of cars coming up the hill and discovered they were all Greek Cypriots, so we sat and watched them drive past us, up to Malatya.

We thought about going for a walk and then heard gun fire going off in the mountains to the side of us.  Obviously someone hunting, so after our experience dog walking when we heard a bullet whoosh past us, we changed our minds.

All our spare tiles have been left the other side of the stone wall that has been erected so Mal and I lifted them over the wall and into our ‘kitchen garden’.  There are loads more swimming pool tiles still the other side but after carrying these in the heat, we then decided that it would be better to wait until the container arrives with the wheelbarrow!  Good thinking.

Our View!

After spending a long time just sitting on the terrace admiring our view and continually pinching ourselves and yes, it really is ours; we went for a walk to Malatya. It was so nice and we walked through the village and out the other side and at last discovered Malatya waterfall.  Some of the tour companies run a trip here and here it is right on our door step.

On the way back down we took a look at some of the houses they are building in the hills behind us.

In the evening we drove to Mirabelles and had a nice meal after which we returned home and sat on the terrace. We turned all the lights out and looked up to the sky and in all honesty we have never been able to see so many stars in the sky.  It was amazing.

Monday 12th April    

Up around 8 and a cup of tea on the terrace.  Mal goes and sits by the pool so that he can get reception on the phone (!)  His first call is to Dolphin (the removal company) so that we get all the information of what to do and how to do it.

Firstly we have to go to the local council for residents papers and then we have to have the in – out paper from Lefkosa police station and then we take the residents papers and the in – out papers to the customs in Lefkosa, to get the exemption certificate.  We then take the exemption certificate along with all the other documents to Famagusta. Dolphin is going to fax the Bill of Lading (from the ship) to Stringers for us so that we can collect that to add to the rest of the paperwork.  Simple heh?!

So, we set off to Alsancak Beldeysi (council offices) and explain the document we need, temporary residency.  They tell us that we are at the wrong offices and that we have to go into Girne Kaymakamligi Inşaat Bőlűmű.  Confused? So were we.  However the clue was that it was by the court house and we know where that is. On the way we stop at Stringer sot collect our fax from Dolphin. We have a quick word with Tracy and thank her. So, we find the building and ask for who we have been told, Peral Hanim.  We are speaking to her but she speaks very little English but we manage to get over what we are after with the help of Ali Şemi.  He is building houses below us in In�esu.  He tells us it is not office number 2 here but office number 6.  He takes us along there.  Again, they tell us we are at the wrong place and we should go to the customs house down at the ferry port.  We feel this is not where we want to be at all and say that we are just trying to find out who or where our Muhtar (mayor/councillor?) is.  She gives us his name, Mehmet Kanadar and says he is in Malatya.  So, we ask where and she shrugs her shoulders, so we ask if he has a phone number and she shrugs her shoulders again.  At least we have a name now and believe that we come under Malatya.  However we still go to the Customs house because they have told us to go there and as we thought a complete waste of time.  They tell us to see our Muhtar.

We come home exhausted and have some lunch.  We bought some food in the supermarket on the way home.  We have a problem not having a fridge yet that if we buy anything fresh we have to eat it straight away. I suggested part of our meal was some of their spicy cous cous that they have as part of their mezes.  We have bought it before in Lemars, so we grabbed some and added it to the basket.  Now Mal eats a lot faster than I do and I know that we are both really tired and hot, enough of the excuses.  What I thought was cous cous, I took a mouthful of it and decided it wasn’t.  I went and looked at the packaging which had on it ‘Cig Kofte’…spicy meatballs.  We were eating raw meat.  Mal by this time had eaten half of his saying ‘I thought it wasn’t cous cous.  I am sure I will be reminded of this for years to come.

After lunch we walked up to Malatya and saw three men playing cards in the front garden.  We asked them where the Muhtar was and they made many hand and arm movements and then I picked up on the tail end of their explanation ‘su’ which is water, so we headed off to the waterfall.  At the last house before the waterfall we asked the people outside where Mehmet Kanadar was and it was he we were speaking to.  He spoke no English nor did his wife but they brought chairs out for us (in the middle of the road) and we had Turkish coffee and sour cherries and smiled a lot while Mehmet was indoors looking for his paperwork.  Eventually he came out with a scrappy form, with someone else’s name on, and scribbled out! He got Mal to write all his details down, checked his passport and then he signed it and pt his official stamp to it.  It was just so funny sitting in the middle of the road doing all this.  We paid him 10 million and he seemed very happy.

Well, one document down but this has taken us all day.  Had we this information before, we could even had collected it on yesterdays walk to Malatya!  It is hot again today and this is all getting exhausting.

In the evening we decide to go down to The Corner Bistro which is right at the bottom of our road. We had a nice meal in there but on the way out there was a big ridge in the road and I managed to fall over, twisted my ankle and fell onto my other knee.  The pain was so bad I thought I was going to be sick.  I don’t know how but I managed to drive us back up the hill but I did and climbed the gravel ‘drive’ with Mals help. Great and I am supposed to be up early in the morning and drive to Lefkosa.  I was convinced I could.

Tuesday 13th April

I woke up at around 5.00 am in absolute agony with my ankle.  I took some pain killers and I think it was then we made the decision that I would not be driving into Lefkosa today.  I rested my foot most of the morning during which time quite a gang of people started walking around our land, accompanied by a policeman!!  Mal went to investigate and discovered that this was a young Turkish couple who had just got married and as one of their presents they had their choice of 4 donums of land out of 10 acres that the mother owned.  The plot behind us was one of them.  The reason the police were with them was that no one is allowed to trespass on anyone else’s land without the police being present.  Mal went out and helped them out, even though they obviously had their own land man with them, they were finding it difficult to make head or tail of the boundaries.  Mal took our papers and maps out and they walked around together.  They liked it here but have others to look at and anyway will not be living here for another 4 years.  They are coming back on Thursday to take another look.

We had our solicitors appointment at 2.00 pm to have our wills made.  So, I hobbled to the car and managed to drive to Girne.  The solicitors name is Mine Konat and her office if opposite St Andrews church.  So, we went in there and did the business.  We have to have two separate wills and they are only translated into Turkish on the event of death.  Meanwhile she holds the stamped copies.  This cost us �100 each and I should say it took her around 50 minutes.  One good job done.  Back to the house and Peter came round and explained things we didn’t know about our trip to Lefkosa, which has now been re scheduled for tomorrow.  Things like the Police station on the map has closed down and been relocated, so he explained where it was.  This is really helpful as it seems this alone took them a day when they were doing it.  Peter and Mal also wandered down to the side of our land to try and decide what the trenches have been dug for and what all the pipe lying around was for. I think they are undecided!  We will wait for Hakan to tell us.

Not much achieved today.

In the evening we went to the supermarket for more drinking water and then on to Yenihans for our evening meal. We had lahmacan to start and then I had tuvek şiş (chicken shish) and Mal had mixed pide.  Fresh orange, a large bottle of water and Turkish coffees and that all came to 19 million TL, around �7.50.

Came home only to find we had another visitor, a praying mantis about 5 inches long! Not a very close up photo as I didn’t want to get too close!

Wednesday 14th April

Well, we managed to get up early today and headed for Lefkoşa to begin the sorting out of the paperwork for the collection of our furniture.  We are almost into Girne when Mal realises he has forgotten one of the papers so we turn back.  Things like this keep happening and I remind Mal he is still on very strong antibiotics which you can not drive with or work machinery and we both agree that they have done something to his brain!  He really isn’t 100% after all he has now been ill and antibiotics for 7 weeks. We collect the missing copies of passports and continue into Lefkoşa.  With Peters helpful directions we manage to find the new Police station straight away.  I wait in the car as Mal signed the papers in England so only his documents are needed now. He went in, asked for immigration and met a really helpful policeman who sorted his ‘in – out’ papers straight away.  These are papers showing a list of all your visits to the country.  I think we were lucky to be in there early as he said about another 8 people came in as he was leaving.  Then on to the Lefkoşa customs.  That was a bit more difficult to find but eventually after crossing the dual carriageway a couple of times, we found it.  Mal went in and came out about 5 minutes later.  We needed copies of the Turkish packing list and three more 1 million stamps.  We already had some but obviously not enough.  Panic sets in because he is thinking that he is going to have to drive into the town which is where we usually get lost. But he told us to go to the garage across the road, upstairs!  So, off we go and the girl in there kindly gives Mal all this!  What nice people.  Back to the customs and after about 15 minutes Mal appears victorious waving our exemption certificate.  He only just made it as there was talk of a strike today and they were just about to walk out but decided to process ours before they did. Whew.  The strike is because Denktaş wants the Turkish Cypriots to vote ‘no’ in the referendum and it seems they want to vote ‘yes’.

We have achieved all this by 10.00am.  We have heard so many people say that this process takes so long, so we have done well.  On to Gazimağusa. We manage to find the shipping peoples office after asking only one person and so give in the final documentation.  Now she can’t promise that our container will come tomorrow because of the strike but at least we have managed to get in before our 7 days is up, otherwise you get charged �40 per day.  With great relief, having believed we would not get all this done in a day, let alone a morning, we come back home and arrange for Hakan to visit at 4.00pm.  So, we manage to get half an hour on the sun loungers next to the empty pool!

Meanwhile around us there are builders lorries going up the hill.  Houses are being built above and to the left side but way over and also the other side of the road but way below us. We knew as soon as we brought electricity here at our great cost that a lot more of the land would be much more appealing but I guess that is life, still no one can spoil our view. Ali Şemi is at this very moment, manoeuvring his 4 wheel up the hillside showing someone else a ‘suitable’ plot!

Enough of all this, we go out for dinner.  We drive out undecided and end up at the new Nepalese restaurant, Kukri.  John who owns it was evidently in the Ghurkha’s in Kosovo and received the MBE for his work with children.

First we had rolls with three sorts of different butters and then came the chapatti and pickles.  Mal was then very adventurous and had fillet steak in a mushroom sauce.  I ordered a Nepalese Kukhura Adawa Masala, a chicken dish.  Both meals were excellent and even though I asked for mine ‘hot’, I could still taste all the herbs. It was delicious.  This was followed by fresh summer fruit in pancakes, drizzled with chocolate and Mal had light lemon cheesecake.  We were really pleasantly surprised.  I think the bill was about 64 million which is about �26 but well worth it.

Thursday 15th April

We rang Hakan first thing and he said he would be here about 11.30. We also noticed that there was a message on the phone.  We have had terrible problems getting a signal up here and Marion, my sister had called but hadn’t got through. It appears she is a granny again.  Julie my niece gave birth to Zak yesterday a month early, unfortunately he is struggling with a collapsed lung.  Waiting to hear more news.

Hakan arrived and this time he brought his wife with him.  It is the first time that we have met her and she is really nice.  We went through the urgent things with him and he really was very good and his wife understood when I said about the lights under the kitchen cupboards and lack of shelves.  He said he will also get the pool filled this afternoon…yeah!!  We will be able to swim.

His electrician and carpenter are coming up.  His carpenter came in the afternoon and measured up for the new spot lights under the kitchen cupboards (!) and the shelving and also for the mirror fitting for the en suite.

We then called our shipping agent as we had not heard from them and she tells us our container will be arriving tomorrow evening! That should be fun as we believe they have a lot to do and we are also thinking that the customs men who come along too, won’t be hanging around for too long if it is the evening.

Fiskos also arrived in the afternoon and deliver the bed heads and attach them to the spare beds.

Early evening we went into Girne to get some money and I said I would call in at the dentist as I had a root filling at home and he left a temporary filling in there.  The first work was �350 and to crown it is another �750!!  So, I decided as we will be living here eventually, no better time to try out the dentist!  She looked at my tooth and said she can do it before we return home and it will cost �75!!! A tenth of the British cost, so an appointment was made for 9.30 Monday morning.  Something to look forward to whilst on holiday!

View from the winter lounge

Mal on the terrace

My ‘Before’ kitchen lights!

Swimming pool terrace

In the evening we went to Serenity Restaurant and had a meze followed by swordfish kebabs, fresh orange and then Turkish coffee. The meze was enormous and we only paid about �7 each.

Friday 16th April

THE BIG DAY – The day we have been waiting for, our furniture arrives.  It was way back in the middle of February that we last saw it. We spent nearly all day scrubbing floors and trying to get the paint off.  Take note, if you write your own contract as we did, put in ‘and make good’! The container was due at 4.00 pm; Gwen was busy so Peter came round for a bit of moral support until the time when the container eventually arrived at 6.30pm!  I can see why they were late, how they manoeuvred through In�esu village is beyond me and then they had the task of getting a 40 foot container up the drive!

Our container chugging up the hill

Mal and Peter organising all!

The 2 customs men waiting

Boxes and boxes… 202 in all

The two customs men arrived first and Peter kept one of them talking about football.  He also toured our land and picked the wild sage and also picked some flowers that he gave to me. He was ‘Mr Nice Guy’ and the other one was ‘Mr Nasty Guy’! He was so miserable.  We gave them coffee.  Then we saw the 40 foot container chugging up the hill.  It really was so exciting.  Well, then they started unloading and we had a packing list with 202 boxes, so we had to find the number on the box and then steer them into whatever room it should be in.  Inevitable a lot of boxes ended up in the wrong places.  The customs men had a copy of the list and so could open and search any boxes they liked.  We have heard horror stories of how much people have been charged import tax.  Finally all the boxes are in and we give the removal guys another Efes can of beer each and Mal gave them quite a hefty tip so they went away beaming.  Then we were given our bill for import tax ( we had argued that the telescope was really only for looking at stars, the sofa was not new, nor was the TV and look the casing has even been dented in transit, it had! Etc etc.)  So, our import tax bill turned out to be �24.  We sighed a sigh of relief and off they went. We had been told they would unpack everything but we were in such chaos we declined. If we want the boxes collecting then that would be �75!  We declined that also. BUT there are no dumps here and no dustbin collection.

Boxes!!

Next day some empty boxes!

So, we worked until 1.30 am trying to get some boxes emptied. We fell into bed exhausted but happy to have our furniture here at last and a fridge and a washing machine!

Saturday 17th April

The minute we got up we started unpacking more boxes.  I swear I never want to see another piece of bubble wrap in my life.  We have tons of it and it is not easily disposed of.

Gwen and Peter came round and gave us a hand unpacking and then went about lunchtime as Peter was going to football. It was chaos.  Imagine, after all we had 202 boxes, four and a half tons of possessions. All day we emptied boxes and then started wondering how on earth we are going to dispose of all this packing stuff.  In the evening we decided to have a fire and so Mal found an oil drum that our workmen had used and set to burning boxes.  Nothing more to tell, we unpacked until midnight and came across things we had forgotten we had. Exhausting.

Sunday 18th April

Up early and more unpacking.  Gwen and Peter came round about 11 and said we had more visitors coming, Derek (who used to be one of my contractors many years ago) and his wife Eunice.  Peter had started a flat pack filing cabinet yesterday and so Derek completed that and also 2 flat pack bathroom cabinets.

Peter and Del boy sorting out the flat packs

He had them done in no time and said he would return later and put them up in the bathroom. We sat around and chatted and then they all left.

Del boy came back later and put the cabinets in the bathroom and the en suite. He held a dustpan underneath while he drilled.  I told him, not like the Turkish Cypriot workmen! He also put our large clock up on the wall.  He has also agreed to build us a huge bookcase down all one side by the front door.

We carried on working again all day until we just both ached so much.

I am sure this makes really exciting reading but to us it was great and bit by bit our home is piecing together again and this is our last move!

Monday 19th April

Up early because we have to go to the dentist.  Drove into Girne and they gave me a form to complete and then I was taken in.  I now know why our dentist in England charges so much his ‘bedside manner’ and the pampering both him and his nurses give you.  I was straight in the chair and she started drilling!! I am not the happiest person in a dentist chair and just kept telling myself that this was saving me �675! Well, then my mouth got sort of dry and I think my tongue moved and it caught the drill….yuk.  She told me to rinse my mouth and as I thought a mouth full of blood. BUT the cup was empty and so I had to ask where the water was and then there was like a press button control panel and you press the pink beaker picture (In England this is all ready for you!) but I am saving �675! Eventually she finished and after taking impressions made another appointment on Wednesday afternoon to have the rods put in and then I think Friday is when the crown goes in. It was all so quick and she was a bit heavy handed even though she is tiny. I have to say my tongue was sore all day. Not helped by the fact that we went to Dűkkans for lunch on the way home and I put salt on my lunch!

We then stopped at the potteries to collect our house sign and yet again, ‘there has been another problem’!! Mal was just about to demand his deposit back when he ushered us out to the back and showed us our house sign with a crack through the middle.  It was so nice and they are making another one the same that we said yes it was fine; we will call again on Thursday.

As we got home there was a policeman on the drive with the people who are having the land behind. Then the dispute begins!  Mal went round with them and the plan and he tells them they are wrong.  There is much arguing over who owns what, made worse by the fact that the government have taken some of their land and some of ours for their road!!  Meanwhile the Swedish couple from the other side of the road come over to see if they can help as they see the Police here! In this country they are heavy on land trespass and so they have to bring the Police if they go on anyone else’s land.   Well, round the land they walked and they disagreed with what we thought was right.  Meanwhile I am talking to the Swedish couple who say all the villagers in In�esu are complaining because they say they have too many dogs.  I did establish that they are just bringing their six! Eventually the people from the land behind leave, with Mal calling Hakan first so that he can meet up with them.  It is agreed for 7.00pm.  More boxes and meanwhile we have another two containers of water delivered for the pool.

Water men admiring our view

The water!

Hakan arrived about 6.15 and we discussed the problem with him which is mainly over our access (quite a big problem if we can’t get on to our land!)  We also mentioned the pool lights and he told us where his electricians shop is and if we buy wall lights from there, and then he will fit those for us too. Still waiting for the carpenter to come back and do the bits under the kitchen cupboards before the electrician can fit the lights and presumably he will do them all at once and we are now into our second week. The man hasn’t come to fit the fireplace either! Must be thankful we have water in the pool so at least we can establish if that leaks before we return to the UK.

Then at 7 two of the men arrive and I leave Mal and Hakan to it as they walk round with tape measures and the maps we have which are about 30 years old.  This is one of the major problems because things have changed but as Mal said, you can’t move mountains and they are shown obviously on the map.  This went on until dark and no one could see any more.  They are asking us for money for the access land but there is a bit of their land jutting into ours and I had already said to Mal could we not just swap two bits and make a straight border?  I think this was put to them but this didn’t solve the complete problem.  They suggest we make a driveway up the front of the cliff. Mal left Hakan trying to sort it out and he will be in touch with us.  Who ever said life was easy?

Meanwhile back in England, my niece Julie and baby Zak are thankfully back home and he is doing well even thought he has a special lighted crib sent home with him. So, some good news.

We had called into Bell Trading, a sort of frozen food place today and bought a kilo of scallops which we planned on cooking for dinner.  Very nice but when I thawed them they seem about 90% water. They had shrunk considerably.

A text from Peter asking after my ‘gnashers’. I text back about the border dispute and he rang us and said he knew people who could sort this out and would come round tomorrow.

Tuesday 20th April

Up about 7 again and decided we will go into Girne and into the electricians and choose some wall lights and also lights for around the pool.  Well, we find the shop and realise they only do two heights of lights and neither seem to be a suitable height for our pool.  We will have to speak to Hakan about it.  We do however buy two wall lights for our bedroom, Hakan having said that if we bought them, his electrician would fit them. The wall lights for the winter lounge and the second bedroom I have brought from the UK. We also went to a couple of other electrical shops and priced up the cold water machines, about �70 but until we are here for longer, it doesn’t seem worth getting one yet.  There was such a scurry of contractors when Hakan first came up but nothing since!

On the way back we called into Cyprus Pools and bought a telescopic cleaning pole and an 8 metre hose for the vacuuming of the pool.

Back home and we had another tanker of water delivered and so spoke to Peter as he is going to be looking after our pool.  We thought it was enough water but it doesn’t quite reach the overflow.

Peter arrives with his ‘mucker’ Derek, Del boy who used to be one of my contractors at Circle 33.  Well, as Mal and Peter were trying to sort the pool out, Del put the flat pack gas barbecue together for us, saying that he would never visit without his tools! He assembled it all and also sorted out our bed and headboard. As Del said, who would have imagined all those years ago, drinking coffee in my office in Luton that we would both end up here! And of course in the whole of North Cyprus, he should be living opposite to Peter and Gwen.  Life is full of coincidences, this one I am thankful for as Derek has been so kind in helping us.

In the evening the young fella who is thinking of building on the plot behind us arrived and so Mal went out to talk to him.  He was really nice and whilst he was out that a guy called Dorson stopped to speak to Mal.  He is about 35, runs a chicken farm and also owns quite a lot of land and is having houses built.  He lives in Malatya and sounds as though he has quite an intellectual conversation with Mal.  We have seen him out on runs, up the hill and Mal said in September he will join him, in his effort to keep fit.

There is so much building going on at the moment because if land has buildings on it, it will alter its ‘swap’ status come the referendum on Saturday!  Everyone here is waiting for this to see if both sides will go ahead with the Annan plan.

We cooked some really nice cod in the evening and I had a few glasses of wine.  Mal has decided to stop taking his antibiotics so that he can have a drink in a day or so!

Wednesday 21st April

A nerve wracking day as I kept thinking of my return visit to the dentist! She told me that she was putting the rods in today and after her catching my tongue with the drill on the last visit, well, I was a tiny bit nervous but I tried to keep remembering the �650 I was saving. So, we emptied more boxes and I cleaned windows and patio doors.  Filthy was not in it, I think they had everyone’s finger prints all over them.  It took ages.  About 1.30pm we had a power cut (a regular occurrence as we know here but we have been lucky this is the first one we have had.) So, we just didn’t open the fridge, made some lunch and then off to the dentist.  All she did was try for size a metal replica she had made, filed some off it, tested my bite again, matched the colour and that was it until another appointment tomorrow afternoon.  All that worry for nothing.  Coincidently Derek is going through the same thing as me as she pulled one of his front teeth and we seem to be having appointments on the same days!

Home again and waited for the water tank man to come and deliver our last tank of water (we are still not connected to mains water!)  He didn’t come and so we will have to get on to Hakan again.  So, today we have managed tom empty most of the rest of the boxes and empty loads more and some of our things are stored away in the cupboard at the front of the swimming pool until we have more time; at least the house is looking more like a home now. Mal has been trying to sort the TV out but it seems as though we are going to have to have them re chipped.  We have an excellent picture even without the aerial (we have the socket but no wire attached!) but no sound.

We had our dinner on the terrace and watched the sun go down behind the mountain.

9.20 pm, our second power cut of the day and we have lit all the candles, however, I am sitting on the terrace writing this with the light from the laptop!

At last looking a bit more like home

Almost full!

Evening Mist over the mountains

The power cut lasted until around 10.30. Bed about 11 and then I hear banging noises outside. Mal ends up investigating and it is only then I realise we are isolated and we don’t even know the number for the Police!!  It transpires that it was a shutter Mal had not secured and it was banging.

Thursday 22nd April

Well, we have been so busy and been up early every day since we have been here, so today we had a cup of tea in bed, and Mal was in his dressing gown trying to assemble his telescope.  I was lying in bed reading and at 9 o’clock, a man is outside the bedroom, saying ‘Efendim’.  Three other men are with him…..outside our open patio bedroom doors.  You have never seen two people get dressed so quickly! I am totally hacked off with this as we have a front door with a bell but no one uses it, they just wander round onto the swimming pool terrace. The sooner we get our boundary sorted and a gate put up the better.

Speaking of the boundary this is another man from the tapu office and he has come along with the owner of the strip of land next to the road, where supposedly we have access and should not have.  This tapu man decides the boundary is completely different form the last one and this gives us back some of our land and as we know, he has lost a lot of his land to the road and so have we, they have chunked right into the edge of both.  So, if two tapu men can’t agree what chance do we have?  At least this one is more favourable to us and he gets one of the metal rods the last one had driven in on our land and throws it away on the ground.  They leave with the owner of the strip of land looking very disgruntled.  A great start to our day!

It is cloudy today and the temperature has dropped.  The weather forecast said 24 deg. but when we got in the car, it was 15!

Peter came round to see if the water had been delivered.  No it hasn’t but maybe this is because of the power cuts.  There was a storm in the night and TRNC has never been good when it rains and it has been raining today.  Peter and Mal sit and put the world to rights, well, mainly discussing the referendum and the KAR (animal rescue) AGM which is this afternoon.  As a KAR life member if I wasn’t going to the dentist I would attend but obviously Gwen and Peter are going. Very political it sounds and perhaps it is just as well we aren’t going. I make one cup of coffee and then realise we have another power cut.  At least three rings on our cooker are gas.  Then the guy who owns the small strip of land next to the road behind us returns with his wife.  They are very disappointed as the government have claimed a lot of their piece for the road (and some of ours) but he is not impressed.

We have some lunch and then head for Girne again to see Dt. Seda Serger, my dentist.  Well, there is a meeting about the referendum in Lefkosa and my crown is stuck in the traffic jam that all this has caused. She says she will make us coffee but we say we will get some shopping and return at 4.30.  By now the heavens have opened and Mal has no jacket so we go and buy a fleece for him.  I already have mine on and an umbrella.  Just as well. We go and buy two more gas regulators, One to replace the one we took from the fire to connect the gas cooker and the other for the gas barbecue.  While we were in there we arranged for them to come tomorrow and rechip our two TV’s.  He told us to bring them into the shop but we said one of them was enormous and so they are coming out to us and it will cost about 60 million for each TV. Then off for a coffee and back to the dentist.  Another power cut, so this time we sit and chat to her as the tooth still hasn’t arrived.  It was quite nice because we got to know her a lot better and my fears were lessening! Meanwhile she has cancelled all her appointments because of the power cut! The crown arrives and so I go in but the bite is slightly high, so it needs a bit filing off and as there is still no electricity, I have to go back again tomorrow.  Anyway, at least she made the appointment the first one at ten to nine.  She now explains that she is cementing it in and so no rods and so no problems for me.

On the way home we go into Lemar and buy a birthday cake for Peter.  It is his birthday on 30th April but of course we will miss it, so we get a big chocolate cake and it is less than �3! Next stop the pottery and they have our sign ready.

We are really pleased with it but he keeps apologising for the one that cracked in the furnace. I also bought a plate for Angela’s collection as we always do this, a sort of thank you for looking after Barney.  This time we bought one with a painting of the bee orchid as they grow here in the mountains.  Well, I can’t believe this, another trip out here and we just haven’t had time to go to the animal rescue and walk dogs.  I am really disappointed but getting the house sorted was far more important.  Hopefully we will be able to fit it in on Saturday morning but everywhere else is going to be shut because of the referendum.  We have seen loads of cars today sporting the TRNC and the Turkish flag but we are not sure whether these are yes people or no people!

When we get home we still have no electricity and so I cook my first meal by candle light.  As soon as I finish cooking the power comes back on but only for 20 minutes!

An ideal time for Mal to get the telescope out and we look at the moon and Venus but although we now have no light pollution it is still quite cloudy.

Friday 23rd April

Up early in preparation for the next visit to the dentist.  One problem, the water tank is now empty and we are reduced to washing in bottled water and getting buckets out of the swimming pool tank to flush the loo.  Hopefully one day, the mains water will be sorted out but at the moment we have nothing.

Off we go to the dentist, leaving in plenty of time to avoid the rush hour crawl.  We end up having coffee as we are there so early and as the dentist tells us it is Children’s Day and all offices are shut.  Crown is put in successfully and we pay the 180 million TL and drive home to await the TV man.

We text Hakan and tell him about our water situation, now thinking that we have no hope as the offices are shut and tomorrow everyone is shutting down because of the referendum.  Half way through the morning we see a water tanker coming up the hill! Hakan must have done something so we text to thank him.  We also call Peter and he says he will be up later to do the first back wash of the pool.  So, the pool is full and we have water to wash. I immediately go and wash my hair and start the washing machine up!  No TV man yet.

Peter starts his pool maintenance, three hours later, we hear gushing water from the side of the pool.  Looks as though most of our last tanker has drained all over the land, needless to say, the pool water level has lowered.  It really is complicated stuff all this pool business. It may be a valve problem but when the tank water level goes down, the water stops gushing.  Still no TV man!

What an exciting day.  Whilst all of this is going on the building below is moving on and it feels like we are in the middle of a building site.

Dozens of cement mixers coming up and down the road from early in the morning I think I have given up on cleaning the floors and the terrace, the dust is inevitable from the building site below.  Mal thinks we should complain to our rep! We just hope that it will all be completed by the end of May, our next visit. So, no swimming in our pool yet and still waiting for the TV man.  We seem to have spent so many days just waiting around here.  Still, at least we have all our things here and I have a new crown on my tooth for a tenth of the price of the UK, let’s be positive.

We decide that if the TV man is not here by 8 we are going out for a meal and also decide that we will turn left and drive to Lapta and go somewhere different.   Off we go and Mal says that we have never been to ‘Shirley Valentines’ and so we went in there, having never been before.  I wondered why I had steered clear of it all this time.  It was full of English and everyone knew everyone and everyone’s business.  The ‘mine hostess’ was a dead ringer for Julie Walters’s character in ‘Dinner ladies’ Suffice to say we recorded this as the worst value for money so far. I won’t bore you with all the details but my meal was ‘rough’. We declined sweet and also the free coffee and brandy and left.  On the way back a text arrived on our phone from Peter. “Derek’s bridge and double cap �220, extraction no charge as he mended her front door”! Derek said that her front door was driving him mad and he would have to get his plane to it and he obviously did!  Well, that was it; I had just had the giggles all night imagining Derek rolling up with his full tool kit to have his bridge fitted! So two successful dentistry jobs and Dt Segers front door no longer sticks. We sat on the terrace and had a drink.

Saturday 24th April – Referendum Day

Very sunny first thing and so we sat in bed drinking a cup of tea and admiring our view, just so that we remember on our return to the UK.

We got up and the phone rang and it was the TV man, he was having trouble finding us so we directed him and said we would be standing waving to him as he drove up the hill.  It is a bit like living in a castle that you can see everyone driving up the hill from down below.  He came in and took one look at the Toshiba and said it was too new and couldn’t be done!  The portable he has taken away and Peter will collect on Monday for us.  He did suggest for the large TV that we buy a dish for about �2,000.  Yes, I am sure.  Instead we will get the video done and run it through that!

We drove to Tempo supermarket and bought the last few things we needed.  Everywhere is so quiet today because of the referendum.  We all know the North will vote yes and the south will vote no.

I cleaned some more, the shutters (what a pain) and the final wash of the terrace.  Having spent most of the time looking for fresh basil here, this morning I discovered dry Basil, so made tomato and Basil soup with the masses of tomatoes we had in the fridge.

After lunch Gwen and Peter came round and Peter had another go at his pool maintenance and then we had ‘afternoon tea’ on the terrace and had Peter’s birthday cake. We do have some laughs with them.

It was quite emotional when they left and then we realised that we have to start thinking about clearing the terrace and packing.  We seem to have grown to like our home here.  It does already seem like home, still it must be worse for Mal as he hasn’t been to school for ten weeks and has to return on Monday.  He still has to have further scans and also return to see the specialist.

We watch the TV (Peters on loan) and the referendum is over.  The south vote about 28% yes and the north about 68% yes. As expected, the South won’t agree after all the work the EC have put into this.  We will see what happens next.

One end of our bedroom – The wall lights are going!

Where our drive may end up following the disputed boundary!
Needless to say we have not seen Hakan or any of his contractors and we are going home in the morning!

Sunday 25th April

Good start, our alarm clock didn’t go off and so we tore round throwing a few things in the cases and cleaning the fridge out and all the mundane things and then locking the house up.

We left for Gecitkale airport about 7.30, having not driven there before but we managed to find it OK and in plenty of time for our 10.00 am flight.

Arrived back in Stansted to sun, so that lessened the shock a little.

While we have been away, Rhys hit the front page of the local paper headed ‘Heroes tackle armed robber’ and goes on to say that Rhys was injured by the robbers knife and was also punched.  The judge has commended them and awarded them �300 each for their bravery. So, our son is a hero! That was nice to come home to.  At least on this occasion justice has been done.

March 2004

March 2004 

Although we managed to get home from Cyprus OK and the first night we had to stay in a Bed and Breakfast as the caravan park was not opening until 1st March, Mal was still very unwell.  Basically the whole of March was wiped out with Mal being very uncomfortable and just moving from the bed to the settee and back again. It was not pleasant.  Visits to the GP, who was very good.  He kept giving him certificates and said no way could he entertain work.  Well, he could hardly move so that was obvious.  Then he finally got the appointment to see the Urologist at the hospital.  The morning prior to this the abscess had burst.  The Urologist said he wanted to admit Mal.  He was not at all keen on this idea particularly as he said that by now the worse was over. The month it took to see a specialist had meant that the problem had followed its natural course with the help of antibiotics and pain killers. Unfortunately, the abscess should probably have been drained at the start, which might have saved a lot of discomfort and possible more of the testis.

February 2004

February 2004 – Our Home is going

Tuesday 17th February
One day to go until packing day, when Dolphin removers (www.dolphinremovers.com) are coming to pack our home up.  I tried to do a lot of the sorting in preparation but Mal wasn’t feeling at all well. I had taken my car in for a service and unfortunately they told me that I needed a lot of work doing to it and so I had to tell them to press on as I needed the car back.

Wednesday 18th February
The men from Dolphin arrived at around 8.30am and my goodness were they quick, if you put it down, it was containerised!

We had no car and I had a hair appointment so Ange came over to run Mal to school (his late starting day) and then to take Barney over to their house as he was being freaked out by all the packing cases and then she returned to take me to the hairdressers.  She took one look at Mal and said how ill he looked.  I had already said this but now he decided perhaps he should go to the doctors.

It was all quite daunting having your home packed around you and so it was light relief being at the hairdressers.

Mal went to the doctors and as us women say or at least the men say about us, he had a ‘problem down below with some swelling’.  Let us leave it at that and the doctor gave him antibiotics. He was now having difficulty walking/lifting things; you know everything that you need to do when you are having your home packed up.  We went to bed earlyish whilst we still had a bed to sleep in!

Thursday 19th February
Nelson and the gang from Dolphin returned again at about 8.30am and whizzed through a lot more of our belongings. A bit of a grim day, me thinking all my home was disappearing and Mal feeling extremely unwell and uncomfortable. I spent a lot of the day cleaning out cupboards and just generally following round with the Dyson as rooms were emptied (before the Dyson was packed too!) Then of course no car again and I was getting an ever growing pile of things that I wanted to stay in England.  Luckily after three days without a car, at 6.00pm they said it was finished so I went and collected it. As we had a lot of things which we really wanted left in the caravan, we filled the car and drove them round there.  Well, Darren, the owner’s son saw us and told us the park was officially shut and we shouldn’t be there.  Mal pleaded that we didn’t know what else to do with plants and we apologised and left the things there.

We returned home and sat ripping bits off a cooked chicken with a newspaper and kitchen towel roll on the floor (plates, knives forks etc have been packed!).  That was our dinner, along with bread buttered with a teaspoon.  Mal had lost his appetite anyway, so it didn’t matter.

But the bed was still there!

Friday 20th February
Nelson and co arrived at 8.30am, big smiles all over their faces and saying ‘today is the day’.  Yes, I didn’t need to be reminded of this. I am a person who likes to know where their home is and I enjoy my home and now I am feeling a bit homeless!

We had arranged to have the carpets cleaned from 10am but because the packers were up and down stairs, the carpet cleaning man said he would come back in the evening to finish off the stairs.

Mal and I spent most of the day keeping out of the way, sitting on the floor in one of the empty spare bedrooms, surrounded by our 2 suitcases and boxes of things to be taken to Ange and Rhys’s, to be looked after. As our container pulled out of the drive, it reminded me of the song….my old man said follow the van…………………..

There we were with nothing left except what surrounded us on the floor.  We took it out to the car and drove round to Durlock Lodge where we had booked to stay the night. Had we? We arrived and no one was there.  Mal called them and they said they had no booking for us.  Well, he had booked somewhere but we hadn’t a clue where. Is it any wonder in all this madness?! Luckily they had a spare room so we were saved from being truly homeless.  We have also arranged to stay there for the night we return from Cyprus as the caravan park reopens on 1st March.

Mal was still feeling very unwell and so returned to the doctors who gave him a double dose of more antibiotics. He is now taking these along with pain killers. Later that evening we let the carpet cleaning man back into Birchcroft and asked him to shut the door after him when it was completed.  We drove over to Ange and Rhys’s to leave the last boxes over there. Barney didn’t seem to take too much notice of us.  He seemed quite content being amongst his pals, Ziggy and Charlie and of course all the fun of the four boys, particularly Sol who seems to have a real animal passion. We dined on fish and chips, far better than the previous night’s dinner.

Durlock Lodge was really nice and cottagey and cosy so tonight’s home isn’t too bad.

Saturday 21st February
We woke up and it took a while to remember where we were.  As I said to Mal, I feel homeless but he reminded me that we actually had three homes but that doesn’t stop me feeling that I am in limbo, in fact nowhere at the moment! Our breakfast was all left on the corridor outside our room, even croissants in the oven, for us to help ourselves and to take it in the room. Filter coffee, the lot. Very civilized.  We then collected all our belongings into our two suitcases, put them in the car and drove back to Birchcroft. Mal unscrewed the satellite dish and I scrubbed the remaining floors (on my hands and knees as my mop has been containerised!)  The strimmer was still in the garage, so we now have the strimmer and the satellite dish in the car and they will just move around with us for a while!  What fun. At 11.30am, Rafael from the letting agents came to check the house and basically said it was cleaner than when we moved in and didn’t bother checking much at all.  He is quite happy with the place, a good thing as we have about a �1,500 deposit riding on this, so we took the meter readings and handed the keys over. The end of another era!

In the car with the remains of what we have left in the UK (no, I know we have more in the caravan!) and drove to Stansted Hilton. It was quite a relief to get there and unwind a little. We had a minor celebration with a bottle of pink champagne and then went off to have our ‘Valentines’ dinner.  This had been delayed from the 14th as we were too busy at the time!  The food was good BUT they had three attempts at giving us a correct bill and that took them twenty five minutes. It became a joke in the end…’think of a number, any number between 50 and 150 pounds’!  We were both shattered from the events of the last few days and I think we both fell asleep watching the TV by about 9.30pm!

Sunday 22nd February
We left the Hilton around 11am and took their bus to the airport. Checked in early and spent some time in Dixons but could find nothing that we wanted. Did a bit of shopping and then waited for the plane.  As usual no announcements about the delay, we all just sat there at the gate. So nice that no one says a thing.  I am sure they will have to get their acts together soon, especially if they do agree to join the EC in May. We left at 4.00pm, an hour late.  The plane wasn’t full and so we were able to spread out a little. We arrived at Ge�itkale around 11.30pm (2 hours ahead) and Pat met us.

Impressed with the Jasmine Court (the first time we have stayed here).  We have a suite of rooms.  A large table for 6, settees etc etc.  Very nice and also there was a large club sandwich waiting for us. Went to bed at around 3.00am

Monday 23rd February
In spite of our going to sleep at 3.00am, we managed to have our breakfast and see Pat, our rep at 9.30am. Yes, she had booked us a car and it would arrive shortly. Meanwhile we had received a text from Peter and Gwen saying ‘Welcome home’. That was nice. So, we took the car and drove to Burhan’s to sort out our furniture. When we arrived she looked a bit crestfallen and said that there was a problem.  Here we go, I thought, the sofa bed and table and 2 chairs aren’t ready.  It wasn’t that at all but the fact they were fully booked for the delivery driver.  She said that because they were so busy she couldn’t give us an exact time, but we said that was fine, we would wait up at the house from 3.30pm. She was really impressed with the business cards that Mal had created with a map of how to get to ‘Beyaz Ev’. Well, what else do you do when you have no address?   So, we left and the next stop was Dizayn Potteries to see if they would make us a sign for the house.  I had tried to get this done in Canterbury but they wanted �60.  We have now ordered this for half the price from the potteries here. We felt we were on a roll.  That was a mistake.  We then drove to the house and yes, the balustrades are in place around the swimming pool.

Just one problem, the gate we asked for, leading onto the side garden, does not exist, which means you would have to walk all the way through the house to get to the side garden!! The stone wall to the rear is almost complete and at least we have boundary at the rear.

However, no fences are up and when we went inside the house, as far as we can see, nothing has been done since our last visit. I was so disappointed. We had planned to stay for one night to try everything out and prepare a full snagging list. Impossible. Not least of all there is no water connected.  On further investigation, the shower screen we had asked for is so low Mal has to duck to get into it.

Whilst we were outside, we noticed that the other side of the road, down in the dip, workmen had started building.

We just knew that as soon as we had paid for the electricity to come down the mountain, everyone would be moving in. However no one can build to take away our sea view (is that so?).  We then saw a couple driving to the site and so we walked over and introduced ourselves to Leena and Willi, a nice Swedish couple.  They have lived in Lapta for 4 years but have decided to relocate (I wonder why?) Their house was started last week and they need it complete by 10th March (!!!!!!!!!!!) as they have sold their other house.  They said the day we move in they will be waiting with a bottle of champagne and 4 glasses.

Feeling extremely disheartened, we decided to pop and see Peter and Gwen. On entering their road, there was an Alsancak Beledaysi sign saying that the road was closed. We just sat there thinking what to do next, I forgot to mention that Mal had thought he had brought the phone we use over here, but with everything that had gone on the last week, we don’t know where it is and quite frankly it could be anywhere. We are lucky to be here with some clothes and most of the things we should have with us! So, in desperation we drove to Tempo supermarket to stock up with wine!  Then I thought we would try my mobile and it worked via Turkcell, which it had never done before and we managed to get through to Pete, who said he would come and meet us and show us the rocky road up. Yes, it was rocky and pot holey and I think the exhaust on the car is now preparing to drop off at any time. On the way to Peter’s, we went past ‘Del boys’ house and he was standing outside asking why we hadn’t visited him last time.  Derek was one of my contractors at Circle 33, some years back, so what a small world that we should both end up here. We promised to go and visit during this stay. We then had a very good hour or two with Peter and Gwen.  Peter took great delight in laughing about Mal’s affliction. We then realised that we had to be back up at the house for the furniture delivery and so Pete and Gwen came with us, round the alternative route again because of the blocked off road.

We also checked our electricity meter and discovered our first electricity bill in there. It was for just over 6 million (a little over �2).

The furniture arrived shortly after 3.30pm and we were initially pleased with it.

We had a quick look and left it in the wrappers, probably because we were too busy ‘catching up’ with Gwen and Peter!

We tried to open the sofa bed but it wouldn’t work right!
Then we went back to Peter and Gwen’s and they lent us a travel kettle as our three kettles are not with us (no, don’t ask, I am presuming all three are in a container somewhere.)

At dusk we came back to the Jasmine Court Hotel, had a quick bath and then dinner.  We asked for two brandy sours and quite honestly we can say they were the worst we have ever tasted.  For this pleasure they have charged us TL16!! Just for the two drinks.  We ate dinner, left the drinks and left the restaurant. The waiter came running after us to sign the bill and Mal wrote on it ‘terrible, we didn’t drink them’.  We had already told the waiter this and he did nothing about them, so they will not be paid for with the final bill.

We called Torin (mini version) as it is his third birthday today and I think the first birthday of any of them that we have missed, so we had a joint rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ to him across the miles!  Rhys then came on the phone to say how well Barney was doing and he was curled up next to Charlie and that he would be happy to keep him if we want to come out here for longer periods at a time.  That is so nice of him. We will see. After all, as yet, we don�t even know when Mal is finishing school and Barney is already 13�.

We tried to get through to Hakan, but haven’t managed to get through to him on his mobile. This is slightly worrying.

Exhausted, went to bed to find our beds had been turned down, they had cleared away our two dead wine bottles and left little bags of chocolates on our pillow. Just like being on the cruise again.

Tuesday 24th February
We didn’t manage to get down to breakfast until 9.45.  It has to be said that the Jasmine Court is very plush and comfortable. The beds especially! It is just quite impersonal but then we are busy so that matters very little.

Mal complained to reception about the drinks last night and they knocked them off the bill, so that is fine. I think it was more the fact that when we complained to the waiter and asked for more brandy he just shrugged his shoulders.

We managed to get through to Hakan and have arranged to meet him tomorrow at 4pm. That’s a relief. Mal said he sounded very tired and also surprised that we were here.  We had told him, but he is very busy and it actually means that we get to hold on to the retention money for longer.  The villa must be ready for our Easter visit as our furniture will be arriving and also that is where we are staying. At least then we have 16 days to live with it all before we hand over any of the money. So, perhaps after the initial shock of seeing the house unfinished, it has worked out for the best. I am now beginning to get back into the laid back Cyprus way of thinking and so none of it seems such a big deal anymore.

We then decided that we should go back to the house and check the furniture that was delivered yesterday. The chairs and table for the terrace are fine but when I tried to pull out the bed settee,  first it rolled straight off the wheels and separated from the main body of the sofa and then we discovered that a couple of bolts had dropped off.  Great.  The conclusion to this is to go back to Burhan’s and tell them we’re not happy before we hand over the rest of the money.  This we did and they agreed to meet us at the house tomorrow while we are there with Hakan.

Side View
Next, we went to Girne as Mal wanted some jogging bottoms so that he didn’t have to wear tight trousers. Poor thing is still suffering. We also went and paid our electricity bill but as we were late paying, by 5 days, we incurred a penalty of roughly 8 pence.  Having said that, because the lira is in millions and they need so much little change and most of the time don’t bother with it, this reduced to roughly 3p as he had no small change!

On from here to Fiskos to enquire about single beds.  We were just about to come away with all the info when who should walk in but Derek and his wife. So, we stood in the middle of the shop reminiscing about Circle and Derek reminded me that I was the one who gave them their break when they first started their company in 1990!  All this seems a long time ago. We promised again to go and visit them before we leave this time, and to continue our chat, as by this time Mal’s pain killers and antibiotics were due and we had left them back at the hotel.  Poor thing, he did not look well at all.

Mal looks exhausted and so spent the early evening on the bed having a sleep. I am sure it will do him good.

It has been cloudy all day and threatening a storm although nothing has come of it yet.  At least last weeks snow left before we arrived.

Whilst we were out today we heard that the talks are not going well for a united Cyprus, ready for the first of May.  This time it is the Greeks who are not agreeing.  The rest is up to Annan.

Had dinner in the hotel restaurant. The food can not be faulted, fantastic selection but we declined drinks with our dinner and finished off  with wine back in the room.

Wednesday 25th February
We had breakfast, well at least I did, Mal just had half a cup of coffee and then off to Gwen and Peter’s as we had been invited to lunch.  It was quite sunny today, and warmer, so we spent some time sitting by their pool. Mal wasn’t managing to sit still for too long and so kept having a wander round. He was so uncomfortable and quite frankly looked awful and very pale. It was the pain that was doing it. Gwen prepared lunch but all Mal managed was about a spoonful of soup. At 4pm we all went up to the house and met Hakan. As usual he has been very busy and said that the BBC are doing a programme here and the only Estate Agents they have chosen is Stringers and they are showing one of his houses.  I think this is putting even more pressure on him. He assures us that the house will be complete by Easter. We jointly went through a list we had prepared and he was apparently aware of all of we needed by then.  He also apologised for the lack of a gate in the balustrade and said he would see to this. One of his workmen was there treating the metal.

Gwen and Pete in our ‘garden’
This was helpful to Gwen and Peter as they wanted to know what was used instead of Hamerite.  We have confidence in Hakan and are sympathetic to his problems as a result of all the building going on causing a desperate shortage of workmen.  At least he understands that we will be living there next time we come. The men came about the sofa bed and agreed the mechanism is faulty and took that away.  Quite honestly Mal and I are not happy with the bed, as well as the mechanism.  It is not comfortable and really is not what we thought they were making. We will have to return to the shop again. Everyone left and we returned to the hotel.  Mal went to bed as he was in agony and feeling very ill. He then got up and was sick (with the pain he was in).  We then discovered he had no more Nurofen left and it was 6.30 in the evening, so I went off in the car in search of a pharmacy that was open. The one in Karaoğlanoğlu was open and so I ended up having a very long chat with the female pharmacist in there and buying some Nurofen plus. I was so worried about Mal I had come out without any Turkish money and she was quite happy for me to ‘bring the money in next time you are passing’.  I did however have some English money with me and so paid with that. This is why we love the Turkish Cypriots so much. They are so kind.  She didn’t know me from Adam. I drove back to the hotel and gave Mal the pain killers.  He just stayed in bed and slept, having no dinner. Hopefully he will feel better tomorrow or we will have to go to a doctor.

I woke at 6am and gave Mal some more pain killers and then went into the living room so that he could continue getting some sleep.

He woke just before breakfast finished and I managed to get him to the restaurant so that he could at least eat something.  He managed a boiled egg and half a roll and because he was in agony sitting he left while I finished my breakfast. He spent the rest of the morning curled up on the settee and taking more and more pain killers.

We had now decided that neither of us had confidence in the bed settee working properly because if it doesn’t work when it is new then what hope do we have later.  This is the problem you have when  you have things made and don’t actually seeing what you are buying until you are supposed to hand over the money. Laced with pain killers, Mal managed to get in the car and we drove the short distance down to Burhan’s. We spoke to the lady in there and tried to explain and she rang her brother in the Lefkosa shop.  He wanted to talk to Mal.  Meanwhile we had a good chat and she fully understood what I was saying and agreed they would take it back.  There was the point of the deposit which Mal said we would lose if necessary but I know how hard Mal works for his money and she very kindly agreed that we could choose something from the shop to equal value.  As she said, she did not want to upset anyone and I felt this was very genuine and so we agreed to buy a small table with drawers in it. We felt we had been treated very well and would recommend Burhan’s to anyone. I am sure we will be using this shop in the future as they had been so understanding.

The remaining parts of the sofa will be collected tomorrow after 4pm and they will deliver the table at the same time.

Mal just about managed to get back in the car and up to our suite before collapsing on the settee and falling asleep again. At least in the afternoon he managed to eat another boiled egg and a roll. I suppose it is nice that at least he is suffering in pleasant surroundings of the suite!   It is sunny outside and much warmer but we are only seeing it from the balcony or in Mal’s case from the sofa.

About 4.30pm and dosed up to the eyeballs again, (Mal that is!) we drove down to Fiskos to order 2 single beds and wrought iron headboards.  Whilst we were there, we talked to them about our sofa bed disaster and ended up ordering one from them.  This time in blue and a three-seater which should open out into a 4 foot 6 inch bed.  We also managed to order single beds that were about 3 foot 5 inches wide rather than the normal 3 foot size. Hopefully this will be successful.  We have arranged for Pete to arrange the delivery prior to our next arrival.  He doesn’t know that yet but I am sure he will oblige.  Back to the hotel so Mal can rest and see if tonight he can summon up the energy to have dinner.

Mal got up to have some dinner but only ate a small amount of lamb and then back to bed.

Friday 27th February
Woke up and Mal was even more swollen.  This is now getting worrying so I went to breakfast but he didn’t want any, so I brought back a roll and a boiled egg which he did manage to eat later.

The decision was then made that we would go back and speak to our friendly pharmacist Mehmet in Karaoğlanoğlu.  He advised going to see a doctor and told us where it was, on the way into Girne, DrMűnűr Hűdaverdi. Off we went and when we got there, there was an empty waiting room and the nurse told us to take a seat for 10 minutes as he had gone shopping! He was back within the 10 minutes and examined Mal and said that the antibiotics he had been given in England were too weak and that he would give him stronger medicines. He also gave him an injection and asked him to return at 4.30 this afternoon. So back we went to Mehmet and he now has three lots of medicine and some cream. The four items were under �24, and so compares favourably with the NHS!!  He also told Mal to walk as little as possible, so he went back to the hotel and back to bed.  What a miserable holiday for him.

Of course then it occurred to me that the furniture was being collected at the house the same time as we should be at the doctors, so a quick call to Peter and he kindly said he would sort all that out.

The coffee table exchange!
Mal slept all day until it was time to return to the doctors.  He gave him another antibiotic injection and said there may be a chance of septicaemia or he may have to drain it OR it may be surgery but he hoped that with all the tablets and the very strong injections that he could blast the infection out.  We only have tomorrow and then decisions have to be made. Having lost faith in the NHS (not that we had much to start with! Sorry if Joe should ever read this and we are sure your practise is excellent,) Mal said he would much prefer to stay here until satisfactory treatment, whatever this should be, is complete. If necessary we will change the plane tickets and stay on here.  Hopefully this will not be necessary and all the new antibiotics, anti-inflammatory etc will work in time. Meanwhile he has to return to the doctor at 9.30 in the morning.  Back to the hotel and Mal returned to bed.  I now have a ‘timing’ list of when everything has to be taken!  Had a text from Peter saying he has sorted the furniture out.  Thank goodness for kind friends.

This of course means we have missed visiting Derek and his wife and also missed out on any dog walking.  We’ll do that another time.

Mal woke up in the evening and said he felt a bit hungry so we went to the restaurant and he had a little to eat and then back to bed.  We received a text from Gwen and Peter to say that there was no arguement, if we were staying then we would be staying with them.  How very very kind.  That was much appreciated.

Saturday 28th February
Mal managed to have a little breakfast and then went off to the doctors.  Mal had his third injection.  The doctor is now saying that he has to continue this treatment until at least Monday and then they will re-assess but there is now the possibility of surgery and he recommends Istanbul where the professor is, at a cost of £2,000. This now has really thrown both of us, particularly as our flight leaves in the morning and we are trying to assess all possibilities and whether Mal would get such immediate attention once we are back in the UK (he didn’t).

Back in the hotel panic sets in and we try to contact our insurance company who firstly put us through to Spain (!!??!) and then our money ran out on the mobile.  I top it up again (this mobile costs us �1.20 a minute!) If only the other mobile hadn’t been containerised! Mal calls again and they say they will call back on the hotel number when they have information.  It is now 2 hours later and we haven’t heard a word (we aren’t using that insurance company anymore).

I then think perhaps we could call Joe (my niece’s GP husband) and at least get some proper information. I called my sister as I don’t have their phone number with us. Joe calls us straight back and gives us all the facts and explains everything to Mal, including that it rarely gets to surgery. Mal is so relieved when he gets off the phone to him he makes the decision that we go back to England and trust  the NHS (foolishly). Joe has also told him what to expect in the UK, the procedures and also the drugs (wouldn’t that have been nice). Thank goodness for a doctor in the family.  Joe, we will be forever indebted to you!

Meanwhile Pete and Gwen text and then come to the hotel. Mal is now feeling much happier and looking a lot better than he has done for the last few days and is obviously relieved that it is now likely that he will not have to have surgery (but he should have had the abscess drained). Of course we have the journey home to contend with but he thinks he can manage that (thanks to opiate based pain killers).

Gwen and Pete were so nice and said they will do anything for us whilst we are away and we are welcome to stay with them the first couple of nights we return.  They have been so good. Peter is the ball and thinks of all the testicular jokes he can manage but at least Mal is laughing at them (no, I was laughing at the little pink fairies) so that is a vast improvement.

In the afternoon I take a last trip up to the house on my own.  A real shame that Mal couldn’t come and see it for one last time before we leave but he is saving his energy for tomorrow. The balustrades around the pool have been painted and also all the surrounding area of the pool has been painted and so looks very impressive driving up from In�esu.

It looks as though there is another coat of paint on the house and also a second coat of varnish on the front door.  Well, it is coming together and we will take Hakan at his word that it will be complete by Easter.

The coffee table looks nice.  Gwen is still intrigued how we are going to sleep on a coffee table at the beginning of our next stay! I explained that we have ordered another sofa bed and 2 single beds and oh by the way, you are seeing them in!!!

All this has yet to be landscaped so that  we can drive the car up to the house.

The view as I leave the house and drive back down to In�esu
Mal gets his last injection from the doctor in the afternoon and he is still insisting that he should be flying to Istanbul for surgery and not flying home.  Mal settles the bill with him,£150, and says he will call in next time we are here and let him know what happens (no thanks)!

It’s our last evening and we manage to get to the hotel restaurant and have a quick meal and then back to the room and pack ready for our flight in the morning.  I am not looking forward to this and I am sure Mal even less (the pink fairies said they would look after me)!

Sunday 29th February
Off to Ge�itkale airport, an hour’s delay as usual with no explanation and somehow Mal survives the journey with a great deal of fidgeting and sleeping!  The captain then tells us there is snow at Stansted.  That is all we need.  When we arrive, there is very little but it is so cold!  Eventually after a full day’s travelling, we manage to get back to the guest house where they have let us have the flat which is really cosy.  Mal just flops on the bed and there he stays until the morning.  First thing we are off to the caravan, where we will be living when not in Cyprus. From there, Mal goes straight to the doctor, who says ‘I don’t think it was such a good idea going away’.  This is not the same doctor who told him he would be fine to go.  He orders complete bed rest, diagnoses orchitis and has requested a scan appointment which has come through for 12th March.

Well, not so much of a holiday this time.  In fact, I for one feel like the thing I need at the moment is a ………………………………………..holiday!

Hopefully we will enjoy our Easter break!

 

 

January 2004

Thursday 1st January 2004

There was still lots of noise going on, so we went back to sleep again until around 7. We got up and went up to the Mountains dog walking. We had said that we would try and get back to take Pasa (Kangols they call his type of dog here). They are evidently hunting dogs in Turkey and they bring them over here when they no longer want them and just kick them out. They are about the size of a Great Dane.

Well poor Pasa doesn’t get on with any other dogs, so we set off with him on his own but he just did not enjoy it and really seems like a sick dog. The entire walk, when he dragged behind us, he kept tilting his head all the time. So, his walk was only about half an hour as he clearly was not enjoying it. So, we took him back and told Steve. He evidently is having ear drops and is not too well but he is far to larger a dog to be tied up all the time. Well, then Mal got engrossed in a conversation with Steve, whose house should be ready any time. He is having a few problems with the pool. They (Steve’s wife, Janet, was there too and the two Turkish Cypriot guys who work at the kennel) had been having coffee with brandy in it, celebrating New Years Day. As I have said it is a big thing here and everywhere is shut. I think half the population were hunting up in the mountains as we kept hearing guns going off and some frighteningly close to us. Eventually I dragged Mal away and I asked to take Pharaoh out and 2 other dogs, so off we went again but this time walked for about 2 hours. Pharaoh loves it and sniffs out everything. He is an excellent hunting dog but the guns really spook him which is obviously why he got dumped. Mal managed to let Pharaohs lead ‘drop’ out of his pocket and lost it. Just as well I take so many over here but previous to this Mal said he couldn’t understand how people lose them!! It might have been something to do with his head being stuck in a Turkish language book most of the walk!! It was sad leaving Pharaoh again and the next time we will see him is February. When we got back to the kennels, the 4 ‘workers’ were celebrating with sausage and bacon sandwiches and beer……see the things you end up craving for when you live out here! So exhausted, back to the villa and lunch.

Friday 2nd January

We drove into Girne as we had arranged to meet Hakan. The electricity board want us to pay the deposit on the meter and then it should be all systems go for the electricity, apart from the fact that they have a temporary blip with the supply in Malatya (where ours is running from!) Hakan took us into the electricity office and all that was sorted out and papers signed. This is what we signed for! (the meter!)

The three of us went for a cup of coffee and to sort out what is left to pay, adding on all the extras like granite work top, railings around the swimming pool etc. It is a good thing Mal put in a large ‘contingency’ figure that is all I can say! So, we have now paid everything except our retention. We have also asked Hakan to construct a stone wall at the front of the house because the goat man still lets the goats roam onto our land. Not too much of a hassle at the moment but it will be when we start the landscaping. Hakan gave us a key, so this was quite some celebration even though it is not all finished. At least now it is secured and all shut up. All the shutters are in place and it seems pretty secure. As usual, Hakan was in a hurry and said he wished he could have spent longer on every stage of our house but then so do we. We know we have made mistakes but then we have never designed a house before and so we think we have done OK. There are a lot of niggling things to be done or corrected but these will all be thrown up in the snagging before we settle the retention.

This shows all our electricity wires coming down the mountain!

We decided to go to Bellapais for lunch. We drove up there only to find that all the prices had shot up, so decided against it and drove back down to Yenihan’s and had lunch. Far better value and good food.

Whilst we have been there people ask us where our house is or what our address is. Do we have an address? So, we said. ‘Well, um Alsancak’. ‘Actually it is between Incesu and Malatya, as you go out of Incesu and on the way to Malatya, the house above you on the bend’. ‘Oh, the white house’. Now seeing as this is what everyone keeps saying every time we say where it is, we now have the name. Of course, why didn’t we think of it before? ‘Beyaz Ev’ or in English, The White House. We knew it would come to us eventually because none of the others we thought up quite sounded right.

We went up to the house to have the ceremonial unlocking (for the first time) of our very own door!!

Later on we went to the shop that sells Turkish rugs and were given a very informative lesson on everything there is to know about the weave, make quality etc. I fell in love with a Nomadic rug, hand made, about 3 metres by 2 metres. It was £600 but these rugs improve with use and end up as family heirlooms, being worth more than the new ones. Very tempting but we resisted, mainly because we need to know what extras we have to bring with us now in the container. Now it seems every other rug we see is nothing compared to the one I wanted!

Ended the day eating in the restaurant.

Saturday 3rd January

We drove and got some final bits of shopping and bought today’s Cyprus Today newspaper. We have it delivered at home but we are eager to see the developments re EC entry etc and also the crossing of the border. We have found out that people are coming through from Larnaca airport but it isn’t official.

We went up to the house again to do some measuring up and just to sit there and admire our view.

Late afternoon we drove to Karsiyaka as we heard Julia (ex Stringers) has gone into partnership in a business there, The Property Centre. She was so good to us when we were looking for land and also has given us so much valuable information. Very plush offices. Good on her. She is also setting up Broadband. Naturally Mal is going to sign up for it on our next visit, when they have it up and running in their office. Well we were so busy chatting to Julia and then decided we ought to get back to the hotel for the last Happy Hour! We didn’t make it until 6.35 but managed to get a few drinks in before 7.00pm! We watched some of the football and then went to the restaurant for dinner. Sue and Cy were sitting in there having already started their dinner, so we sat with them. Well, I think they must be a bad influence because we all ended up in the bar again until we were thrown out (being the last ones in there,) in the early hours.

Sunday 4th January

Going home day. A much more civilised flight, around 15.30, so we were being collected from the hotel at 13.00.

We met Pete and Gwen and they took us up to the house as we hadn’t actually been round it with them. Well, they loved it. Mal was walking round with Peter discussing the technical bits whilst Gwen was just walking round with me flabbergasted at the view and the progress that had been made.

Mal exploring our land below the swimming pool.

Please note from this picture we are going to have balustrades put all around the edge of the pool!

It was really nice hearing somebody else being as enthusiastic as we are! We asked them if they would have a key and keep a bit of a check on the place. Peter said he would keep going up there and ringing the door bell to see when the electricity has been connected (yes, it is an electric one!)

Eventually we said our goodbyes, finished off the last of our packing and waited to be collected for the airport. As usual it was bedlam there. We had hoped as the flight was in the afternoon it would be quieter, no such luck. We fought our way through the X rays and the ticket queues. Turkish Cypriots are not well known for their queuing skills but then I think it is only us Brits that try and form an orderly queue. After all this the plane was delayed for two hours. We were told once on board that this was due to ‘a technical fault at Istanbul’. Consequently, after collecting the car from the Hilton, we arrived home at half past midnight.

We feel sure that by our next visit in February, the house will be ready for snagging. We know how busy Hakan is and quite honestly we have been very lucky finding such a nice architect who is even getting into the English sense of humour. Our furniture will be leaving Minster on 20th February and arriving by the time we get there at Easter. Hopefully this will all go smoothly. We are using Dolphin Removers who are packing everything, listing it all (in English and Turkish) and seeing it through customs and then delivering it to Beyaz Ev.

Sunday 19th January

We received a text from Peter…WE HAVE ELECTRICITY!!!! Mal called Peter to thank him for letting us know and also to ask him to check some other things out for us.

December 2003

Saturday 27th December 2003

We left in the afternoon and drove to the Stansted Hilton. We had a really good three-course meal there and went to bed fairly early, setting the alarm call for 03.45am.

Sunday 28th December

We are going with Onur Air this time, arriving at the airport at 4.45am, only to find that they had not yet opened the check-in desk and already a long queue had formed. Added to this was the confusion that we were booked on flight OHY 918 and the board was showing 920. Eventually they started checking us in, for which flight we don’t know because they kept changing the numbers. We just figured there must only be one to Istanbul and so we just went with the flow. We had out breakfast in the airport as the shops were just starting to open and next thing we knew our flight was boarding. A miracle, our flight left on time at 07.30. Our stopover in Istanbul was cut to just half an hour so, apart from the food which is not worth mentioning (not good), all went extremely well. We arrived at the Riverside at about 16.45, having driven through all the Christmas lights along the way in Girne. Very pretty. So, we went to our villa and then decided that as Happy Hour was 6 until 7, we would go and kill 2 birds with one stone: watch the Man Utd game, whilst having our half price drinks. Well, I sat next to a guy (Pete) who was drowning his sorrows, having had an enormous argument with his partner because he took the wrong turning in Lefkosa and now they are in separate villas and he was on his third bottle of wine. Mal sat next to a woman called Sue. Her hubby Cy, was at the bar. After a few drinks we went to the restaurant and had dinner with Sue and Cy, who incidentally are here to buy a property and so want to see ours. Well, after our meal we ended up back in the bar. At some stage Dave, who is also building a house here, joined us. Well, I was drinking brandy sours and they were quite weak and so we kept telling them not to forget the brandy. They got stronger!

Monday 29th December

At 2.00 am, the five of us were chucked out of the bar because they wanted to close and I think we were the only ones left for about the last hour!! Don’t remember too much but we woke up at about 9am and realised we had to sort out a car, have breakfast etc etc. Breakfast first and then down to reception. They told us they had no Nissan Sunnys left, only an automatic or we could pay £5 more a day for a Corsa. When I said forget it, we can go to Pine Bay and hire one, they let us have the Corsa for the same price. Amazing. You have to know how to work it over here.

We were just walking back after sorting the car out and who should drive up but Pete, whose sausages we have bought over and cod roe, ham etc. We stood in the middle of the road chatting to him and said we would be round to see them later.

The first thing we wanted to do was go and look at the house.

It looks so imposing sitting up there on the top of the hill. As we drove up the drive we saw Hakan and his foreman. Obviously up there checking on progress, as he knew we were back. I walked round and noticed things like, my double sink has been converted into a single bowl, Hakan said he forgot. I know this is no bullshit as he is so busy. We could say, re-cut the granite worktop and sort it out but he has been good to us, so a single sink is remaining. Also my idea of having lots of wall lights has been rather spoilt by sticking up bog standard ceiling fittings! No dimmer switches. He has also forgotten the barbecue (this will be sorted) All these things are small and at a later date we can sort out ourselves but I am trying to see what I need to bring in the container. The electricity poles are all in position and ready to go – should be tomorrow……yeah!!!!!!!!!!! All windows are in and shutters fitted.

As you can see we had a bit of rain to day! BUT at least there were no huge puddles so we know the outside terracing is flat!

Wardrobes are complete (not the ones I wanted but I am beginning to just go along with it all and we can upgrade when we are living here.)

The kitchen cupboards are well made but pine (which I didn’t want, but that is the wood they have here) and so I think we’ll need a few cans of ESP in the container and a painting job.

We left agreeing to meet Hakan again on Friday and Mal will give him a cheque for the final stage (minus the retention). We visited the house a bit later and checked through all the little things on our own. It really is lovely, well, we think so and that is what matters. The sliding doors to the winter lounge had been fitted but Hakan didn’t like them so he sent them back to be remade.

Mal in the swimming pool!

After that, off we went to see Gwen and Peter. As usual, the time flew by and we had to leave in the end to go to Girne to get some Turkish lira and also some provisions (booze) from the supermarket. It was really nice seeing them again and we have made arrangements to go round there for lunch on Wednesday. Went into Girne and got caught up in the rush hour gridlock. Back to the villa for some wine and the pink champagne type wine we had bought, very palatable which is more than can be said about a lot of the Turkish wines, 2 out of the 3 bottles we bought were flat, so they are going back tomorrow. Very reasonable dinner in the hotel.

Tuesday 30th December

We were up early this morning as we decided to go up to the Animal Rescue with another carrier bag full of dog leads and chews etc for the dogs.

We took 3 dogs with us, Pharaoh of course, who has now been designated a kennel on his own. I panicked a bit when I saw he wasn’t tied up under his usual tree. One of the other dogs we named Spot and he kept running ahead but quickly came back to our heels and we took another dog that looked like a rug. She was lovely and every time we stopped she came running back and lay on her back so that we could rub her tummy.

Then we had another dog (I forget her name) who sleeps around the office and once again Hamish did the whole walk with us. We did a longer walk than usual, a lot of hills, and I think all of them at one time or another decided to roll in something really disgusting and stinking. Again we managed to return all 5 dogs that we set off with. We are getting good at this now. I felt so sad as Pharaoh was taken back to his solitary kennel. We were asked if we would go again tomorrow as Pasa needed a walk and he is so big very few people will take him. We said we were busy tomorrow but perhaps we will go on Thursday. He is so big. I spoke to the girl in the office and said how fond I was of Pharaoh and she is trying to persuade me to have him. The only problem being we will be backwards and forwards a lot, plus the fact that he is on his own because he doesn’t mix with the other dogs. However on the walk with us he was fine but a real Pointer, searching through all the undergrowth and evidently he is terrified of loud bangs, obviously a hunting dog that hasn’t been trained properly. After our long walk, we went to pay the deposit for the sofa bed, chairs and table we are having made. Then into Yenihan’s for lunch. They are so nice in there. I was told the ‘chicken special’ was good so I had it but couldn’t manage it all and so Mal had some as well as his!

We then went into to Stringers to see Tracy about sorting out house insurance for us. Julie has left but they have poached a fella from Ian Smiths. She is going to get the guy to meet us at the house for a quote.

After this we went back up to the house. No electricity yet! Two fellas were there cleaning and told us to shut the front door when we were finished. This is the first time we have ‘locked up’ although we don’t have a key yet. We did some measuring up. The sliding wooden doors to the winter lounge are now on and looking good.

There is a glass panel (frosted) at the side of the front door but the glazing opens up so in the summer we can get a through draft there. Brilliant idea. It seemed so funny being left on our own there, in our house.

Ate in the hotel in the evening. We asked for brandy sours and to ‘make sure they had brandy in them’. We seemed to pay extra for this but they were good! A good day.

Wednesday 31st December

Our air con/heating in the bedroom has packed up and the man is still trying to fix it. Meanwhile they have given us extra heaters.

Tracey had arranged for the insurance man to come to the Riverside at 9.00am, so we were up early and had breakfast in time for his visit. We drove him up to the house and he looked all around but it was frustrating for us not to be able to get in as we don’t have a key. BUT no electricity yet! We went back to the Riverside and he rang his office for a quote, we said fine, have all the paperwork here on Friday and we will give you the annual payment. I know Hakan should be insuring it whilst he is building but we thought may as well start now and made sure we have earthquake cover for the house and the pool. We then drove towards Girne looking for fencing places, so we can work out some costs but the places we thought would sell fencing didn’t!

Went off to Peter and Gwen’s for lunch. When we arrived Peter was out chasing a stray dog, which they managed to catch and put in the couples’ garden behind them until KAR could come and fetch him, but it seems they are pretty full. We spent a very enjoyable day there. Gwen told me that Brian and Lil (Chandlers in Cyprus website) are selling up and moving to New Zealand. Gwen filled me in on everything else that had been happening too. It was dark when we left . The Turkish Cypriots have a massive celebration on New Years Eve and we had been told that 600 Turkish were due in the Riverside Restaurant tonight. There is also a massive firework display in Girne Harbour. I think because we had such a busy Christmas and the fact that we wanted to suit ourselves when we go out and when we don’t, so we both decided we go to the Supermarket and get our own food and give the high jinks in the restaurant a miss. So, we had a rotisserie chicken and lots of other nice food and drink. Well, I think because the heating was now fixed and we were so tired and had a few drinks, we dropped off to sleep around 9.30 and didn’t wake up until 5.00am!!

November 2003

Saturday 1st November

We only had the car until lunchtime and so we drove to another kitchen tile shop, Gepaz. We immediately saw some tiles on the wall that were good enough. By now we know we are not going to have a huge choice and this was very near to what we wanted and, better still, they had them in stock. We gave the assistant our name and told her Hakan would be in to sort them out. She also let us have a tile and we went back to the granite shop to make sure that they went with the Granite we have chosen for the worktop. Success!! Next stop the supermarket to buy wine and a newspaper and then on to the house. They were all busy working when we arrived and this time we went and took some photos from the land behind.

I think this shows a few angles on the house

In the left picture above we have Mal trying to make decisions about landscaping and on the right is one of the enormous caverns that has been dug down the road for our electricity poles.

Well, we say goodbye to the house for this visit and hopefully on our next visit, it will no longer look like a building site but will be complete.

I rang Torin when we got back to the hotel and he was in bed not feeling at all well, not surprising having fallen all that way and landed on his back and ended up unconscious. He is very lucky. Makes you realise you have to grab every day and be thankful.

We sat on the terrace for the rest of the afternoon.

In the evening we walked down the road to Has restaurant. There were two Cypriot families in there when we arrived and watching them we discovered how you should eat lahmacun. They have a large plate of parsley in the middle of the table. They put a big handful of this in the middle of the lahmucan, squeeze lemon all over it, roll it up like a pancake and then eat it with your fingers. That was what we had to start, an Efes beer each, Mal had an enormous pide and I had chicken sis with salad and chips. We finished the meal with Turkish coffee and all of that came to less than £8. Amazing.

Went back to the hotel and threw everything in the cases, set the alarm for 4.45am and went to bed.

Sunday 2nd November

We were collected from the hotel at 5.30am to catch the 8.00 am flight. Much more civilised than the 6 .00 am one! We left on time, leaving the sunshine behind but we took some really good photos of Turkey before we hit the clouds. Very pleased with the new camera!

The next time we are back, for New Year, our house should be complete.